By Natalie Balladares, Junior
(With expert help of N’agelie Lazo)
Happy Thanksgiving, everyone! It’s your friendly astronomer/turkey consumer, Natalie, giving you your holiday horoscope. We all have so much to be thankful for this holiday season. (Let’s be honest: the only thing we’re excited for is Christmas, but let’s shout out to the turkey!)
As Thanksgiving rolls around again, wouldn’t it be fun to already spot your sign at the dinner table? Well, I thought so. Read on to find you, your friends, and your family member’s sign to see if they match!
Aries (March 21 - April 19)- Bossy: You are assertive and the host of the Thanksgiving dinner you have held for your friends. EVERYTHING MUST GO AS PLANNED. You have written down to the T what salad dressing must be brought to the table, as well as the seating chart you assigned so your Crazy Uncle Lou doesn’t ask you for money anymore.
Taurus (April 20 to May 20)- Stubborn: You are headstrong and even though you get placed at a seat, you will pick whatever seat you choose. You don’t want to be seated by the Aries. You wouldn’t move from the seat you took because it is near the electric socket, so you can charge your phone.
Gemini (May 21 to June 20)- Talkative: You are the Chatty Cathy of the party and the one who everyone waits to start the conversation. YOU WILL NOT HUSH DURING THE PRAYER. Everyone will get an earful from you, and you will spread the tea about your aunt Sylvia and her new boyfriend like wildfire.
Cancer (June 21 to July 22)- Altruistic: You are the kind spirit who genuinely likes everyone at the dinner table and you ALWAYS put family first. You will serve the food and make sure everyone is taken care of while you will eat last...as usual.
Leo (July 23 to Aug. 22)- Egotistical: You are worse than Narcissus himself and you bring your own Armani model headshots to the party to show off. You expect compliments from EVERYONE. Yet, there is no denying that you are the best dresser in the room because you are serving looks.
Virgo (Aug. 23 to Sept. 22)- Analytical: You are the food inspector of the party food and you will always be checking the food, not to mention criticizing it if it’s not held to your unreachable standards. Overall, your negative nature will lead you to push others away, so try to look on the bright side of Thanksgiving.
Libra (Sept. 23 to Oct. 22)- Charming: You are sweet talker of the group and everyone loves having you at parties because they love your positivity. You will give compliments to everyone and you will definitely leave with at least 10 people’s numbers by the end of the night.
Scorpio (Oct. 23 to Nov. 21)- Introvert: You are the quiet observer of the dinner while secretly passing judgement on others. Even though it seems like you are ignoring everyone by being on your phone, you are hearing the tea being spilled by the Gemini.
Sagittarius (Nov. 22 to Dec. 21)- Freespirit: You are the life of the party and you definitely will be having fun with everyone. You are the dance machine that knows every dance and will know every party song by heart since you have been invited to so many.
Capricorn (Dec. 22 to Jan. 19)- Work-a-holic: You are the workhorse of the signs and extremely dedicated to a project or to your job to even think about having a break. You will DEFINETLY text everyone saying that you will be there in 5 minutes. But, you’ll most likely show up once the dinner is over.
Aquarius (Jan. 20 to Feb. 18)- Rebel: You are the class clown of the group because you pull pranks on everyone. Your whoopy cushion pranks are LEGENDARY in any holiday party, so your guest better watch out! Your immature behavior can get you in a lot of trouble throughout the night.
Pisces (Feb. 19 to March 20)- Tenacious: You are persistent in getting everyone to hug and cuddle with you (p.s. Everyone acknowledges you as the “clingy” type.) Everyone will try to avoid you at the dinner but hey don’t be offended! You keep being your fun loving self! Someone WILL cuddle you don't worry!
Thank you for reading your signs at a Thanksgiving dinner party! Tune in next time!